Lawyer Laura Valtorta Is On A Mission To Create
Comedy With A Conscience
By Niema S. Hulin
Typically when you think of Independent Filmmakers, one pictures young, aspiring film students
chasing after fame, seasoned veterans showcasing their latest short, or the creme del la creme
that attend festivals such as Tribeca or Cannes which eventually leads to Hollywood. In the case
of Laura P. Valtorta, owner of Gatta Films, LLC, you have a practicing lawyer from South
Carolina, who spends her time making short films about curing rare diseases, championing the
LGBTQ community with comedy, mirroring her legal escapades online and creating unbelievably
funny comedies with quirky characters.
Actress, Pat Yeary and Laura P. Valtorta (© Valtora, GATTA FILMS, LLC)
Art inmates life as Valtorta tackles Social Security Disability benefits in her 2014 Go West Film
Festival Shorts Showcase award winning film, Disability. This 20-minute short follows a female
defense attorney working 3 cases of disability claims while trying to hide her disgust for an
strident judge with a New Orleans meets deep South drawl. The attorney, played by Einab
Weingarten, is obviously modeled after Valtorta. As she struggles to defend her three clients,
she’s given no leeway by the judge and is forced to find another outlet for her frustration. It’s a
great introduction to who Valtorta is and how her work is directly influenced by her moral code
whether you’re one of her legal clients or not. The film can be found on Tubi or Valtorta’s
production company website, GATTA FILMS. If you happen to be a legal client of hers or are
interested in becoming a client, then you should also pop over to Amazon to purchase one of
her other films or rent/buy Disability.
Ginny Padgett from The Disease Detectives (© Valtora, GATTA FILMS, LLC)
Valtorta’s next project is called The Disease Detectives and it’s a documentary series
reminiscent of the long running FOX TV program, House, that investigates and informs its
viewers on rare diseases. There are currently two episodes in the series posted on Tubi and
Apple TV with a third installment on the way. The first episode explores Sarcoidosis, a rare
respiratory illness that impairs vision and Friedreich’s Ataxia, a specific form of the brain disease
Ataxia that causes involuntary muscle movements. While rare, these diseases are serious
enough that they are currently being researched by The Mayo Clinic, The Cleveland Clinic and
John Hopkins University, which is hopeful for undiagnosed patients seeking relief from these
chronic illnesses. Each disease is presented from the perspective of the person who is suffering
from the disease, their caregivers and friends. Unlike House, the disease is not invincible or
intimidating and the patient isn’t a victim. Dismal isn’t a characteristic of Valtorta’s work. The
next installment of the series will address Aphasia, a language disorder caused by cerebral
issues and is due out later this year.
Not one to stop with semi-autobiographical works or finding the cure to cancer, Valtorta’s next
platform was the podcast comedy B is for Bisexual. Contrary to appearances, this comedic
storytelling podcast isn’t just geared towards the LGBTQ community. It’s a mixture of colorful
characters interacting with each other as they try to navigate life. The voice actors, utilizing the
eccentric accents that Valtorta is so fond of, are courtesy of Valtorta herself, her son Dante and
her husband Marco.
Husband Marco, son Dante and Laura P. Valtorta (© Valtora, GATTA FILMS, LLC)
If you can imagine yourself being at a table reading for an episodic comedy, then you know
exactly what this podcast is like. There are nearly 30 episodes that are about 20 minutes in
length. The content is sexual in nature but not graphic and addresses LGBTQ issues of dating
and identity in South Carolina, New York City, Texas and Italy. So, if you are a 20-something or
from a wiser generation, then this is a great podcast for you. It doesn’t matter if you are an
Apple or Android user, there is a platform for you to listen to on your tablet, phone or computer.
Simply go to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Buzzsprout.com or Amazon and prepare to be
entertained.
So now that you’ve had a proper introduction to Laura P. Valtorta, lawyer, director, producer,
writer, actor, activist and comedienne, now you can get into her long format work. Bermuda is an
80-minute comedy that follows Mildred, a sassy, sweet and a little bit off mother played by Pat
Yeary. If you’ve already watched Disability, you might recall her character from the end of the
film.
(Photo) Actresses Kit Phillips, Pat Yeary and Perri S. Jackson (© Valtora, GATTA FILMS, LLC)
This time Mildred embarks on a quest to earn enough money to take her and her two daughters
to Bermuda. So, she steals her son’s disability check to fund her generational girls trip. If that
sounds horrible, then you should meet her daughters who are hunting for men. The trio are a
charming and hilarious version of Cinderella’s evil stepmother and stepsisters if Cinderella was
trapped in a wheelchair instead of in a castle with no hope for escape.
The acting and the comedic timing steal the show in this film. Perri Susanne Jackson’s banter
with her sister played by Kit Phillips is laugh-out loud funny as they debate whether or not to
commit the ultimate family sin of marriage and keep the story rolling as they all try to fulfill
Mildred’s dream of a forever vacation. This is a film that is stranger than fiction and has to be
seen to be believed. It’s personality with a hint of farce.
That is the theme of Valtorta’s work. She is an activist, advocate and artist. Her work isn’t
preaching to the choir. It isn’t grandstanding or yelling. It presents a problem and finds a
comedic solution. It makes even the most depressing situation hilarious. Her Disease Detectives
series is a testimony to life going on even after a major injury and Bermuda makes crazy
laughable. She’s one person and together with her family she’s trying to change the world and
she’s found a way to do that inside and outside of the courtroom. She has a purpose and she’s
passed that purpose onto others and they have reciprocated by living their best lives even if that
life doesn’t include perfect health, a suitcase of money or a heterosexual lifestyle. For Valtorta,
life is about unconditional acceptance of people. Plain and simple.
Works Cited
Bermuda. Written by Laura P. Valtorta, Gatta Films, LLC, 2021. Tubi,
https://link.tubi.tv/et5BvjQMaBb.
Cleveland Clinic. “Sarcoidosis: Causes, Symptoms, Diagnosis & Treatment.” Cleveland Clinic,
11 January 2023, https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/11863-sarcoidosis.
Accessed 4 July 2023.
Johns Hopkins Medicine. “Aphasia.” Johns Hopkins Medicine,
https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/aphasia. Accessed 4
July 2023.
Mayo Clinic. “Ataxia – Symptoms and causes.” Mayo Clinic, 9 April 2022,
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/ataxia/symptoms-causes/syc-20355652.
Accessed 4 July 2023.
Valtorta, Laura P. “B is for Bisexual | Podcast on Spotify.” Spotify, Gatta Films, LLC, 2022, 2023,
https://open.spotify.com/show/2zovxMzdos416JQxdoCB0Z. Accessed 4 July 2023.
Valtorta, Laura P., director. Disability. Gatta Films, LLC, 2013. Tubi,
https://link.tubi.tv/05w08oCNaBb.
Valtorta, Laura P., creator. The Disease Detectives. Gatta Films, LLC, 2018. Tubi,